Rule 1: "Life is not fair."
Rule 2: "The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself."
Rule 3: "You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both."
Rule 4: "If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
Rule 5: "Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping, they called it 'Opportunity'."
Rule 6: "If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them."