"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."
"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France."
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France."
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
"The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
"France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."
"War without France would be much like World War II"
"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army"
How to Make a French Flag
To the right are detailed directions on the proper method of constructing a French flag. This flag has been raised and saluted by the French tens of thousands of times over the course of history, much of that was during the 20th century. These directions have been developed to be easy and not requiring a lot of creativity and the results are time proven to work 100% of the time. Construction time is only a few minutes and can be completed with a minimum investment of time and financial resources.
Please ensure that all necessary protective clothing, gloves, and safety glasses are used during the construction process. BE SAFE!
If you have trouble in the construction process of your very own French flag, please contact the nearest French Embassy and ask to be directed to the "Office of Enemy Appeasement and Concession" for further assistance.
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