When our government needs more money, they raise revenue (another word for taxes), borrow from the Chinese, and print more US currency. While our Congressional Representatives, President, and Presidential hopefuls argue over the solutions to solve the US financial debt problem, I put my mind to work on solving this debt problem. You know, while some people consider me to be a few beers short of a six pack, a few cards short of a full deck, not the sharpest pencil in the box, and not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, I may have found a solution. It will reduce government spending, reduce taxes for everyone, cap our debt to foreign countries and solve the US financial debt problem all at the same time. Simply print, without limit, the Chinese Yuan. No more taxes, borrowing from China or fear of inflation. I have submitted this idea to Timothy Geithner, the US Secretary of the Treasury, for consideration and I am eagerly waiting for his response.
A poll was taken asking Americans what they prefer for most for a Christmas gift. Overwhelmingly, they said, "Money". This year I am giving everyone money. Some may ask about the person pictured on the 100. No, it is not Benjamin Franklin. It is Mao Tse-Tung, founding father of the People's Republic of China. Let me know if you need any more Chinese Yuan. I have an endless supply. I am on my way to Staples to get another printer ink cartridge to help save America.